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“Somebody once said that everyman is either trying to live up...”
— Barack Obama (via...

Apr 1st

Very tired

Of tip toeing around people who are bitches.  If you can dish it…you better be able to take it...

Mar 31st

America the Tarnished - NYTimes.com

Mar 31st

Father killed partner who became hooked on...

Mar 31st

“Sony Corp.’s (SNE) Sony Computer Entertainment America...”
—  Article - WSJ.com Man I hate...

Mar 31st

Enough with the fucking questions.

frangry: Way to ruin Tumblr, Mr. Karp. Yeah. Crazy hot Frangry is right.

Mar 31st

It was 20 years ago today

Sgt. Pepper taught the band the play.

Mar 31st

“Jonathan Turley, a law professor at George Washington...”
— Ashley Biden Alleged Cocaine...

Mar 30th

Earth Hour 2009

Mar 30th

Is there something I should know about?

Mar 30th

Steve Jobs....President of General Motors -...

Mar 30th

Eyes are closing

My eyes are getting really heavy. I am still tired.

Mar 30th

Where did that Cheerio go?

Mar 30th

thereisnogod: (via thetimelime)

Mar 30th

“AND YOU CAN’T BAKE IT IN A PIE EITHER In case your monitor...”
—  Woot : One Day, One Deal...

Mar 30th

“Self-discipline is among the most valuable lessons a man can...”
— AskMen.com - 4 Steps: Reward...

Mar 30th

Everyone is up tight.

Mar 30th

via img23.imageshack.us

Mar 30th

legos: umisays: thedailywhat: Lego Fan Thing of the...

Mar 30th

1000lolz: It’s a Dyson I wish I was that cool….I...

Mar 30th

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If Atheists ruled the world.

Mar 30th

Sign Compatibility: Aries And Cancer

Mar 30th

legos: ronel: thedailywhat: Lego Fan Thing of the Day:...

Mar 29th

(via karmicunderpath)

Mar 29th

chuckmore: Republicans are the worst. “Drill baby...

Mar 29th

Mar 29th

“A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The...”
— Frank Zappa (via auspices)...

Mar 29th

Just bought “Once Bitten” with Jim Carey circa 1985.

Mar 28th

My friends think of me for the weirdest shit….even if...

Mar 28th

benisadork: lumber: un: apollosraven: joshacid37: ...

Mar 28th

Can the Human Lifespan Reach 1,000 Years

Mar 27th

Reid: Justice Roberts Lied To Us

Mar 27th

“Yeah….well I love you too.”

Mar 27th

ShamWow Guy In Slap

Mar 27th

drgs: Robotripping “Prying open my third...

Mar 27th

“MySpace would not comment on the New Jersey investigation,...”
— Girl posts nude pics, is...

Mar 27th

So beautiful.

Mar 27th

Watch

morningstar: Tool - No Quarter (Led Zepplin cover) Im not the biggest tool fan, but this cover is...

Mar 27th

Comments on Youtube are just too funny.

Mar 27th

Overdraft protection debate

Mar 27th

“When you take charge of your life, there is no longer need...”
— Abert F. Geoffrey (via bja)...

Mar 27th

Proof that America is stupid.  44% of polled people think...

Mar 27th

Snapple Fruit Punch

Snapple Fruit Punch = my new favorite drink.

Mar 27th

Awesome day so far.

Mar 27th

“An Open Letter to the News Media by Devilstower Fri Mar...”
— Daily Kos: State of the Nation

Mar 27th

Watch

South Park still rocks.

Mar 27th

MacBook & MacBook Pro Track pads

suck my nuts.  Very sensitive.  Takes way too long to set up all the preferences.

Mar 27th

PORT AUTHORITY DOING AWAY WITH FREEDOM TOWER...

Mar 27th

“My dad worked hard his whole life and all they gave him is...”
— Weekend at Bernies (via molls)...

Mar 26th

Obama Takes Pot Legalization Question During...

Mar 26th

Weird

Check out the acting skills on the lady in the chair.

Mar 26th

via Loop Rumors

Mar 26th

Chase/WaMu

sucks my nuts.

Mar 26th

FatWallet Launches Coupon Search

Mar 26th

insertname: brickforge MAsterchief and gorden freeman...

Mar 26th

“But the Alaska governor returned multiple times to the...”
— CNN Political Ticker: All...

Mar 26th

Blow job on knees

Conversation between 2 people at work….. “once the ring goes on, the blow jobs...

Mar 25th

Can you see the Owl?

Mar 25th

legos: Lego ice cubes

Mar 25th

Mac users warned of web-based malware threats

Mar 25th

GPOYW-Doctor…Doctor…Doctor…edition

Mar 25th

Save Money on Travel with a Fakecation

Mar 25th

Colbert, Stewart as alternatives to...

Mar 25th

“The Anchorage Daily News reports that an ethics complaint...”
— Palin Was “Walking...

Mar 25th

Dipshit Pilot Who Paused to Pray During...

Mar 24th

Bobby Jindal to speak opposite Obama

Mar 24th

That would be someone’s Tumblr.  First time I have...

Mar 24th

O'Reilly Producer Stalks Amanda Terkel

Mar 24th

Teleprompter Vs. No Teleprompter: Letterman...

Mar 24th

ahhhhh….immaturity….my favorite.

Mar 24th

Re-Branding

So I do not understand how changing one letter of a company is going to give the company better...

Mar 24th

This is my boss…. playing PSP with Aim window and porn...

Mar 23rd

This show has made me insane for helicopters. That is sexy...

Mar 23rd

Watch

Gretzky breaks all time scoring record 15 years ago today.

Mar 23rd

efalconieri: eatsleepdraw: For my new story based on...

Mar 23rd

Billy Corgan Pulls An Axl

Mar 23rd

Wcia 2009: Behold The 2009 Worst Company In...

Mar 23rd

“Blue Star loves Annacon Steel”

Mar 23rd

efalconieri: xtc: Дженифер Энистон разделась для GQ...

Mar 23rd

See how simple that was?  ::sings Billy Joel’s...

Mar 23rd

Dell's iPhone Killer rejected by carriers as...

Mar 23rd

Listen

So….mother fuckin awesome

Mar 23rd

30th

My 20’s were good to me…I was bad to me.  Too much drinking, hating and everything that...

Mar 22nd

(via poortaste) Sega Master System.  I love this...

Mar 21st

See below for rest of AIG’s document.

Mar 20th

Mar 20th

Lindsey Lohan > Britney Spears

Mar 20th

No clue how he knew about my Lego blog since does not...

Mar 20th

PUT A BIBLE OVER YOUR PENIS, SAYS POPE

Mar 20th

I have had many bosses and co-workers.  Some good, some bad.  I have no idea what category my latest...

Mar 20th

Jersey

As someone who is born in and currently lives in (and has always lived in) Jersey, I cannot even...

Mar 20th

10 Steps To Bring New Life To Your Liver

Mar 20th

legos: Love this.  See more here.

Mar 20th

Wall Street companies can’t ‘be run well’ by...

Mar 20th

San Francisco Bay Area Home Prices Dip Below...

Mar 19th

Josef Fritzl Sentenced To Life

Mar 19th

via upload.wikimedia.org

Mar 19th

This is what great advertising looks like.

Mar 19th

The Pope is Wrong about HIV Transmission

Mar 19th

Cramer is a pussy.

Mar 19th

Attorney General Signals Shift In Marijuana...

Mar 19th

Watch

If I had breasts I would do the same thing.

Mar 19th

“I’d rather beg forgiveness than ask permission,”
— Sophie Dahl Sits Down With...

Mar 19th

Porn Sting Goes To The Dogs

Mar 19th

AT&T to offer unsubsidized iPhone 3G with no...

Mar 19th

Hackintosh is complete.

My coworker has just hacked the OS to run on a Dell.

Mar 19th

efalconieri: litsakouzina: (via cherrylolita)  this...

Mar 19th

webbo: poortaste: (via bja) I would change that to...

Mar 18th

via farm2.static.flickr.com

Mar 18th

Watch

George Carlin.

Mar 17th

2 player button mashing games?

Whatever happened to 2 player button mashing games?  I have not seen a good one since Sega Genesis....

Mar 17th

Ahhh…yeah…I can play 16 bars of Imagine and Jack...

Mar 17th

“We are a country of law,” he said. “There are contracts. The...”
— AIG bonuses: Bring on the...

Mar 17th

New Aphex Twin album this year?

Mar 17th

I wonder how many Nintendo Wii execs masturbated to this...

Mar 17th

Egotastic! Image Viewer - Katy Perry Cleavage Picture Katy...

Mar 17th

Students tie £56 camera to balloon and send...

Mar 17th

Chicken soup better be good for my soul

Mar 17th

Jim Cramer's Crashteroids Game

Mar 17th

Wow…really?

Mar 17th

Apple confirms presence of proprietary chip...

Mar 17th

I feel like dog shit.

Mar 17th

Yes but he does not have a dirty face!

Mar 17th

lumber: (via abhor) Not sure if they are Trix or not, but...

Mar 17th

Lego Adverts

Did anyone else notice that Ron Jeremy is depicted in the Lego Ads?  I am very surprised by that....

Mar 17th

Dude gets a pimp cup for his 30th…. ::stomps feet and...

Mar 17th

Obama Asks Geithner to Find Way to Rescind...

Mar 16th

legos: My favorite of the ads. Just one of the many kick...

Mar 16th

You make one stupid joke and people get upset and unfollow....

Mar 16th

Barney Frank On AIG: "Maybe It's Time To Fire...

Mar 16th

I hate supermarkets.

Mar 16th

Kevin Rose: Apple to Cure Pre-Ness Envy with...

Mar 16th

Stop talkin shit you damn bee.

Mar 16th

Would you buy an Intel smartphone?

Mar 16th

spellingbee: ewlaurensmells: ...

Mar 16th

Fantastic name and movie.

Mar 16th

Looking into the past: Market Street (via jasonepowell)

Mar 16th

Memo to Jim Cramer: Three rules to consider -...

Mar 15th

She looks like an alien there.

Mar 15th

poortaste: kingstoned: monsieurwinky: Family Guy...

Mar 15th

Do I make you horny baby?

Mar 15th

Who’s birthday is today?

Mar 15th

How Report Atheists to the FBI

Mar 15th

Some person on AIG’s 165 million dollar bonus plan.  

Mar 15th

Bill Maher Takes On Madoff, Michael Steele

Mar 15th

lumber: josh: juliasegal: (via equil-ib-rium) chevy...

Mar 15th

RUTH IN CROSSHAIR

Mar 15th

(via legos)

Mar 14th

Nom…Nom….Nom

Mar 13th

Awesome

Mar 13th

“you make me sad Ray” “Charlie…Charlie Babbit”

Mar 13th

“You see, the Republicans were never against debt; they were...”
— Michael Parenti (via azspot) ...

Mar 13th

1000lolz: I was going to make a joke about her being a...

Mar 13th

I can deal with that for a while.

Mar 13th

wow, your spell check sucks.

Mar 13th

Google Executive Takes Over AOL

Mar 13th

thetimelime: So many people live within unhappy circumstances and yet will not take the initiative...

Mar 13th

azspot: The post-Christian shift in America continues ...

Mar 12th

This isn't about being perfect. This is...

(via spellingbee)

Mar 12th

Paterson, N.Y. Lawmakers Abandon ‘Nuisance’...

Mar 11th

News Networks

Was not one person paying attention when Jon Stewart almost single handedly brought down Crossfire?...

Mar 11th

Mac OS X Server Evaluation

Mar 11th

What?  I think you are saying that sex is only for...

Mar 11th

efalconieri: litsakouzina: watermelonsorbet: classics:...

Mar 11th

Lex Luthor Wants A Bailout

Mar 11th

“Say hello to my little friends”

Mar 11th

Jon Stewart Slams Jim Cramer, Whole NBC...

Mar 11th

'Great Sex: God's Way' Sermons Cause Stir In...

Mar 11th

Beautiful 

Mar 11th

GPOYW- Fucked up collar edition.

Mar 11th

“but we’re never gonna survive unless…..we get a...”

Mar 11th

Why do I need the Shuffle to talk to me?  This feature is...

Mar 11th

Why is $250K the highest tax bracket?

Mar 11th

Best one so far.

Mar 10th

::update:: Helicopters are my favorite.  ::Click through::...

Mar 10th

Enough with Twitter

Mar 10th

“The United States has one of the worst high school dropout...”
—  Obama plan sees extra pay for...

Mar 10th

Wow

Mar 10th

think4yourself: thebackdoor: shinn7755: iguessthatscool:...

Mar 10th

The Princess Is In Another Castle 7/8ths Of...

Mar 10th

There is nothing sexual about this picture at all…

Mar 10th

“Angry Young Man lyrics There’s a place in the world...”
— ANGRY YOUNG MAN Lyrics - BILLY...

Mar 10th

legos: insertname: LEGO Watchmen minifigs by Sir Nadroj

Mar 10th

Apple laying off 50 sales staff due to...

Mar 10th

OPP

megwhyte: awesome-everyday: How many of you actually know what it stands for? I can’t explain...

Mar 9th

“Help! Help! The open minded are taking over tumblr this...”
— (via poortaste) Learn...

Mar 9th

lumber: poortaste: wideeyedhippiechild: (via...

Mar 9th

Store Accidentally Sells Peppers Stuffed With...

Mar 9th

lumber: lorenrochelle: gimme.gimme might want to zap...

Mar 9th

Attention Spa....

It’s not bad enough I can almost keep my own attention, but working with people who cannot...

Mar 9th

“People who get up early in the morning cause war, death and...”
— Banksy (via simko) (via molls)...

Mar 9th

faildogs: Dog credit: Gerry “who’s eye socket...

Mar 9th

IGN Presents the History of Street Fighter

Mar 9th

It's not a conspiracy theory if it's...

Mar 9th

More Americans Say They Have No Religion

Mar 9th

“I think this deal says a lot more about U2’s...”
— AppleInsider | U2 jumps ship...

Mar 9th

Chris Wallace asks McCain....

Mar 9th

Pastor killed by gunman deflected first four...

Mar 9th

(via legos)

Mar 9th

fuckyeahpuppies: (via Efalconieri) Even over this?!!?!?!?!?...

Mar 9th

Black to the Future

Mar 9th

Best Buy: Best Buy Sells You Backup Plan,...

Mar 9th

superdoofus-stratodrive: antikris: The pervert contruction workers are drinking beer in the deli. ...

Mar 9th

Interest bearing accounts are still a really funny joke.

Mar 9th

Man this is fuckin annoying.

Mar 9th

Media Images of Alcohol Can Drive You to...

Mar 7th

Watch

Bill Maher is great. 

Mar 7th

thecakeisalie: dailyotter: Via yo you got some blow?!?...

Mar 7th

3 boob jobs ago that nipple would be hot as hell.

Mar 6th

Watch

Dude makes a costume and hides in Ikea.

Mar 6th

(via jesusislove)  Hmmm….that doesn’t look like...

Mar 6th

“See, doctors are like Best Buy. If you go in informed...”
— The Consumerist: Shoppers Bite...

Mar 6th

Why I Sued Google (and Won)

Mar 6th

Craigslist is No Pimp: Keep the Erotic Ads

Mar 6th

" Boring a hole "

My dick is long and boring….you know…boring….like boring a whole?!? Via my boss.

Mar 6th

iansanity: lunarhavok: When I leave the Wifi setting turned on, my Iphone becomes very warm/hot....

Mar 6th

1000lolz: Jesus Fucking Christ Sorry for the NSFW - I...

Mar 6th

I never thought of that…..there is no science.  Only...

Mar 6th

Kneale: Is Obama Out of His Freakin' Mind?

Mar 6th

Listen

continued from below post.

Mar 6th

Visa And Capcom Announce Street Fighter Hyper...

Mar 6th

Gandhi Items Are Sold for $1.8 Million

Mar 6th

Facebook Challenges Twitter to Celebrity...

Mar 5th

Democrats "Would Love To Have Me Barbecued"

Mar 5th

Watch

(via legos)

Mar 5th

morningstar: superdoofus-stratodrive: everyone go buy...

Mar 5th

People are fucking stupid.

Mar 5th

I am told that someone paid $200 for this piece of shit.  It...

Mar 5th

Parallels outperforms VMware Fusion in many...

Mar 5th

Amazon opens library to Apple

Mar 5th

Jon Stewart for President

Mar 5th

AnnCoulter.com - Archived Article:...

Mar 5th

Are you a Follower of Jesus?

Mar 5th

“4+5=W”
— Beavis

Mar 5th

Pizzeria Employees Wear T-Shirts With Quotes...

Mar 5th

50 Things Every Mac Geek Should Know | Mac

Mar 5th

Egotastic! Image Viewer - Stacy Keibler Bikini Pictures from...

Mar 4th

Limbaugh Challenges Obama To A Debate

Mar 4th

Watch

lee: marco: College Humor’s prank war between Streeter and Amir has just been taken to a new...

Mar 4th

U.S. Will Collapse By Next Year

Mar 4th

Carmen loves me.

Mar 4th

“Here’s a dirty little secret about computer buying, Mac or...”
— Avoiding Mac buyer’s...

Mar 4th

Haircut and a clean shave edition. GPOYW

Mar 4th

legos: Lego Steve Jobs rules.

Mar 4th

HaDuKen!

Mar 4th

Apologies: McDonald's Apologizes To 911...

Mar 4th

“Jordan was found shot, stabbed 27 times and dumped into a...”
— Mykel Mendes Killed Brother...

Mar 3rd

(via legos)

Mar 3rd

marco: What an innovative new design by MSI. I’ve never seen...

Mar 3rd

Drop the pie, get some ice cream, and get the hell out of my...

Mar 3rd

Wow

Mar 3rd

“I know I have become the intellectual engine of the...”
— Rush Limbaugh (via azspot) ...

Mar 3rd

This looks too good to be true.

Mar 3rd

This is the Microsoft I want to see

Mar 3rd

Damn.

Mar 3rd

IKEA Brooklyn FTL

iansanity: IKEA used to be great. However, the one here is godawful. It’s like a reincarnation of...

Mar 2nd

Hearing reports of a foot or more of snow.

Mar 1st