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eatsleepdraw: killer whale Took a few to see the whale but...
May 2nd
“The more often Americans go to church, the more likely they...”
— Survey: Support for terror...
May 1st
This is why we are now dealing with Swine Flu.
May 1st
eatsleepdraw: http://merliniology.tumblr.com HaDukin!
May 1st
legos: Downloading now.
May 1st

Vienna

“Slow down you crazy child and take the phone off the hook and disappear for a while,...
May 1st
Watch Watch
The Daily Show maybe a comedy, but it has the best news cast I have seen in many years.
May 1st
efalconieri: (via randominternet) Hahaha!
May 1st
100 Best Movie Lines in 200 Seconds
May 1st
efalconieri: randominternet: via tveskov me:This pic is...
May 1st
Dark Roasted Blend: Strangest Music Scores, Part 2 This is...
May 1st
Abandoned Boeing 747 Restaurant (and Other...
May 1st

My fortune cookie wisdom

“You can’t expect to be a lucky dog if you are always growling.”
May 1st
Apr 30th
Eight Tips For Conquering Anger And...
Apr 30th
Light Pollution.
Apr 30th
Found on Digg under the title…”Tennis is a sissy...
Apr 30th
sexywomen: Tori Amos is sexy…especially while straddling the...
Apr 30th
A-Rod Steroids since high school.
Apr 30th
“The point isn’t MICROSOFT SUXXX0RS!!! AAPL ROOLZ!!!, though...”
— != (via azspot)
Apr 30th
Watch Watch
Owning your own internet connection.
Apr 30th
Watch Watch
poortaste: Dave Chappelle’s Black Bush - 5min Please come back Dave.  We have no great comedy...
Apr 30th
Astronomy Picture of the Day ::howl’s like a wolf::
Apr 30th
An analysis of your Masturbation timeline
Apr 30th

Someone saved my life tonight.

According to iTunes I have listened to this song enough to know the words…but yeah….I...
Apr 30th
superdoofus-stratodrive: why do they show jack-in-the-box...
Apr 30th
Dude….it’s a desk.  Go fix the...
Apr 30th
Watch Watch
Keep walking people…nothing to see here that violates Church/State restrictions.  
Apr 29th
eatsleepdraw: Inspired by Jurassic Park. - bryan brinkman ...
Apr 29th
lumber: you find weird stuff on google image search...
Apr 29th

Ben from The Consumerist.....yeah...I...

Subject: Re: 112 ways to save money. From: legoman322@gmail.com Date: April 28,...
Apr 29th
“Jobsworth From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia A...”
— Jobsworth - Wikipedia, the...
Apr 28th
“Barry Schwartz spoke at TED this past February about...”
— Video: Would Practical Wisdom...
Apr 28th
Apr 28th

Alan (my boss) = extremely fucked over...

makes my negativity seem like a really really positive thing.
Apr 28th

I am putting my out of shape ass into...

Awesome! I’m thrilled!  The plan is to go next Wednesday (May 6). The class starts at 7:30pm....
Apr 28th
True.
Apr 28th
“Modern boas and anacondas, which average less than 20 feet...”
— Fossil of 43-foot super snake...
Apr 28th
“The reasons for [Rick] Warren’s success are probably...”
— Psychology Today (via azspot) ...
Apr 28th
gangers: celebrityx: senoritafeelgood: ...
Apr 28th
“Seriously, Jesus started the whole wait-three-days thing—he...”
— Barney Stinson, How I Met Your...
Apr 28th
doyouknowwhatmovie: This one should be a no brainer.  What...
Apr 28th
eatsleepdraw: VICIO, 2001 oil painting, made by me. I like...
Apr 28th
More Atheists Shout It From the Rooftops -...
Apr 28th
“Carrying a news conference costs the four broadcast networks...”
— Fox Not Airing Obama Press...
Apr 28th
lumber: sweatersandsquids: unicornology: winnr: The...
Apr 28th
John Yoo - Dickipedia - A Wiki of Dicks
Apr 28th
legos: “Legos and other lesser construction toys have been quite important to me. I have...
Apr 28th
I usually think of Tool when I see Alex’s work....
Apr 28th
sexywomen: So sexy for now she is the first to get 2…..sexy.
Apr 28th
sexywomen: Winnie Cooper (Danica McKellar) is so much sexier...
Apr 28th
“Companies like Apple should not be able to censor online...”
— AppleInsider | Apple sued for...
Apr 28th
poortaste: Mehhh at best - magic hat continues to prove that...
Apr 27th
people got a lotta nerve
Apr 27th
“Colin Powell’s former chief of staff called on Friday...”
— Lawrence Wilkerson: Disbar The...
Apr 27th
legos: Dude playing Wii.
Apr 27th
doyouknowwhatmovie: In this scene, the guy cutting the...
Apr 27th
Somehow I need to shake this shitty ass mood.
Apr 27th

Cool

I hate when a product becomes “cool”.  Example:  Starbucks and Macintosh.
Apr 27th
Watch Watch
Sent to me in an emailed labeled “Happy Monday”.
Apr 27th
For 3 fucking weeks…15-30 minutes every fucking day...
Apr 27th

100,000,000th Post

staff: April 25, 2009 is a day you’ll tell your grandchildren about. Just imagine the bewilderment...
Apr 27th
Still weird.
Apr 27th
sexywomen: Kate Walsh is sexy Kate is soooo hot.
Apr 27th
::gets out check book::
Apr 27th

New York City....

After working and commuting to New York for the past 2 years off and on…….Everything...
Apr 27th
sexywomen: Rose Mc Gowan is sexy.
Apr 27th
Daily Life by ~Ennokni on deviantART
Apr 26th
Apr 25th
Cutting Off Customers Who Use “Too Much” in...
Apr 25th
“Apple was not in good shape and everybody knew it,” Jobs...”
—  Steve Jobs Returned to...
Apr 25th
Funniest description yet. via spinella
Apr 25th
“Needham & Co: Strong Buy ($200) Needham & Co....”
— AppleInsider | Wall Street...
Apr 24th
If you have never had a Take5, and you like chocolate,...
Apr 24th
Of course Obama was president in the US in December...
Apr 24th
doyouknowwhatmovie: Anyone?
Apr 24th
sexywomen: Phoebe Cates is that sexy…..you know what I mean.
Apr 24th
marco: I think I’m the only Tumblr employee without “Director” in my title. Yeah but “Mad...
Apr 24th
“Founded as an outlet for work-inspired doodles by Lee...”
— Online Art Community Brings...
Apr 24th
I love my meeting requests.
Apr 24th
efalconieri: randominternet: via dirtylittlestylewhore
Apr 24th
Hubble Images Capture Universe's Beauty
Apr 24th
“It wasn’t so much about the money,” he...”
— AppleInsider | Steve Jobs...
Apr 24th
“What the hell kind of service is this?!”
Apr 24th
Damn man…tell me how you really feel
Apr 24th

Dreaming.....

“I was dreaming of tomorrow, so I’ll sacrifice today, and it sure was a grand waste of...
Apr 24th
Wow.
Apr 24th
doyouknowwhatmovie: What scene was this?  What was Cruise...
Apr 23rd

What movie?

::girl screams:: ”Ohh no your not…I’m going to tell your father” ...
Apr 23rd

Tumblr is growing

After looking on the Consumerist and Digg….I have found 3 Tumblrs.  As you can tell I am...
Apr 23rd
Mouth full of food trying to talk to people.
Apr 23rd
From 45 degrees this morning all the way up to 88. Weird
Apr 23rd
Kevin Roose Infiltrates Liberty University To...
Apr 23rd
Watch Watch
Charles Grodin is awesome.  Ever see Midnight Run? And of course…Muppet Movie.
Apr 23rd
Apr 23rd
“Readers suggest that the release was an act of treason by...”
— Torture, Cheney, and Revenge -...
Apr 23rd
legos: I would put M&M’s/Reese Pieces/Skittle/StarBursts...
Apr 23rd
“Depression: What Is It? It’s natural to feel down...”
— Depression Slideshow:...
Apr 23rd
Apple happy with AT&T, indicates no plans for...
Apr 23rd

Best IT call so far.

Person: "Help! The finance department cannot work because her monitor says "No Signal" Where is IT?
Me: "You just called IT?"
Person: "No you are the Mac Guy! I need a PC person. Do you know anything about PC's?"
Me: "OK. I will be right up."
: :gets up stairs::
Me: The monitor would not say "No Signal" IF YOU TURN ON THE COMPUTER!
Person: "ohh"
Trying my hardest since turning 30 not to be negative, but people are really fucking stupid.
Apr 23rd
Can Scientists Put All the Good Parts of Pot...
Apr 23rd
Astronomy Picture of the Day
Apr 23rd
legos: via upload.wikimedia.org Complete awesomeness…and...
Apr 23rd
Apple may give Safari audio controls to...
Apr 23rd
thereisnogod: completelynormal: missworld: ...
Apr 23rd
Apple profit beats expectations
Apr 23rd
sexywomen: Lisa Edelstein is really sexy.  Even while not...
Apr 23rd
sexywomen: Marisa Tomei is sexy. “little doe-eyed...
Apr 22nd
Broken but worse than is it has been Federlined. 
Apr 22nd
legos: (via randominternet)
Apr 22nd
(via morningstar)
Apr 22nd
“…I’m sick to frigging death of people – self-identifiedly...”
— Upturned Earth (via azspot)
Apr 22nd
gangers: bowlingalleylawyer: ...
Apr 22nd
Apr 22nd
Apr 22nd
Legofesto's Photostream
Apr 22nd

Fuck your god! Your lord and your...

thereisnogod: he did this….Took what you had and left you this way, still you pray never stray never...
Apr 22nd

The universe

 is hostile, so impersonal, devour to survive so it is, so it’s always been.
Apr 22nd
sexywomen: Jenna Haze is slutty sexy.
Apr 22nd
How to sneak up on a photographer. (via mjo62000)
Apr 22nd
GPOYW- Beer me edition
Apr 22nd
via apod.nasa.gov Fuck that is awesome.
Apr 22nd
Watch Watch
Apr 22nd
istealpens: wordboner: In General, People Are Assholes ...
Apr 22nd
lumber: doodleology: awoade: grindlebone: This is bat...
Apr 22nd
Why I Got Arrested on Good Friday
Apr 21st
This is Lindsey.  She has the craziest idea and I am...
Apr 21st
Stupid eye candy intro the people think are...
Apr 21st
Liked the He-Man toys better, but that is a bad ass car.
Apr 21st
Watch Watch
The big guns are out.  Coming to America did not fill my crave.  This should brighten my day.
Apr 21st
superdoofus-stratodrive: erik: ...
Apr 21st
Found on Digg with the title “Why hunting is not a...
Apr 21st
Watch Watch
See how long he lasts.
Apr 21st

American Pie 9: Pie Deep

sharingtime: From my script for American Pie 9. It’s going straight to DVD, but don’t let that...
Apr 21st
sexywomen: Charlize Theron is sexy. See “2 days in...
Apr 21st
Watch Watch
Odd day already…need a pick me up.
Apr 21st
The Associated Press: Cheney: US gained...
Apr 21st
legos: thedailywhat: Lego Thing of the Day: Green Bricks...
Apr 21st
I had to send CNBC something.  Not like they will read it,...
Apr 21st
Macs Come With Photoshop, PCs Need $600 Extra...
Apr 21st
sexywomen: Ming Na is sexy.
Apr 21st
efalconieri: muibrog: ((fuckyeahpuppies)) on...
Apr 21st
sexywomen: Ever seen The Wraith?  Sherilyn Fenn is sexy.
Apr 21st
And this is where the bad guys win.  Why is this news? 
Apr 21st
legos: thedailywhat: Jason Freeny: “What You’re Made Of…...
Apr 21st
sexywomen: Evangeline Lilly is sexy. Holy shit is she...
Apr 20th
artsandcrafts: Awesome.
Apr 20th
“I’d rather own 1,000 shitty decisions I made for myself than...”
— Merlin Mann (via ryandestroys)
Apr 20th
This whole “buy this” mentality is why we are in...
Apr 20th
“Americans are a bunch of pussies”.
Apr 20th

Better writing

Passed down by my boss’s boss.  Good stuff. 1.       How to Revise an Email So That People...
Apr 20th
efalconieri: siddman: (via simplespace)  Nah I still need...
Apr 20th

Forums

I never read or blogged (posted) on an actual forum until I saw theconsumerist.com.  And after being...
Apr 20th
Apr 20th

Skydiving!!!

efalconieri: This past Friday, my husband and I went skydiving.  What an awesome experience.  I...
Apr 20th
Oprah Cancels Columbine Anniversary Show
Apr 20th
iansanity: purplediculous: (via pie0)
Apr 20th
“One OS to rule them all One OS to find them One OS to...”
— Why I hate Microsoft
Apr 20th
sexywomen: “Hot Donna” (Laura Prepron) is sexy.
Apr 20th

Preggers

sharingtime: Do you remember where you were when you heard the news that ELLEN POMPEO IS...
Apr 20th
sexywomen: Jordana Brewster is sexy.
Apr 20th

Ooops...

efalconieri: Still getting used to the multiple tumblr sites and where I am reblogging to. ...
Apr 20th
If you are going to let the terrorist win, mind sharing...
Apr 20th

4/20

poortaste: 4/20 was a holiday created by drug dealers, who are actually terrorists, to sell more...
Apr 20th
I completely forgot about this movie till I saw this.
Apr 20th
sexywomen: Carmen Electra is sexy.
Apr 19th

Apple keyboards...

in the dishwasher for cleaning does not work.  Time for a new keyboard.
Apr 18th

Cats on internet

is in overload.
Apr 18th
The four faces of the Bengal tiger
Apr 18th
legos: I never thought I would see a cookie and a glass of...
Apr 17th
sexywomen: Alessandra Ambrosio is sexy
Apr 17th

Skydiving....

The dumbest, moronic, most awesome thing I have ever done. 
Apr 17th
“The actor has been very vocal about his “traditionalist”...”
— Mel Gibson’s Church: INSIDE...
Apr 17th

Unimaginative and Lazy

America has become so unimaginative and lazy that in order for us to show that we are upset about...
Apr 16th
(via legos)
Apr 16th
Ummm….yeah… chicks are weird.
Apr 15th
I wish I had the patience of these people.
Apr 15th
legos: Wall-E in Legos.
Apr 15th
thereisnogod: (via jesusislove) Buddy Christ goes down
Apr 15th
(via jesusislove) Now this is a car I would probably crash...
Apr 15th

Finally.....

I will see Yann Tiersen tomorrow. La Valse De Ameile (piano) in front of me….awesome.
Apr 15th
Jennifer Love Hewitt is sexy.
Apr 15th
spinella: salute tumblr. Nice….that would be a GPOYW...
Apr 15th
Need a haircut and a shave…BeetleJuice edition.
Apr 15th
Watch Watch
One of my favorite movies.  
Apr 15th

On rainy days....

umbrella’s in the city should be banned.
Apr 15th
legos: Everyone is a pawn in this game.
Apr 15th
sexywomen: Natalie Imbruglia is sexy.
Apr 15th
Listen Listen
Getting back into Tool.  Ahhhh
Apr 15th
Watch Watch
Love him as an actor.
Apr 14th
Watch Watch
Been thinking of this for some reason.  Hear the song on the radio and I can only think of Will.
Apr 14th
sexywomen: Seven of Nine (Jeri Ryan) is sexy.
Apr 14th
GM RECALL: LIST OF 1.5M VEHICLES RECALLED...
Apr 14th
“Obama said the rules governing the financial system must be...”
— Obama Economy Speech: Major...
Apr 14th
::said like Mikey in Looks Who’s Talking”...
Apr 14th
Damn it!
Apr 14th
via img19.imageshack.us Wow…click through for larger.
Apr 14th
the r-word?
Apr 14th
Jobs active at Apple, still working on...
Apr 14th

112 ways to save money from Consumerist

Has anyone read all of these? There are a few that were actually good normal advise.  But the other...
Apr 14th

I am such a.....

Aries my fucking head is killing me! 
Apr 14th
morebetter: Battle Ice Dude…did you ever see...
Apr 14th
via miscellanea.wellingtongrey.net
Apr 14th
legos: productesdeneteja: TK-764 : Head of the...
Apr 13th
thereisnogod: productesdeneteja: Des de Antiheroe. Ahh….I...
Apr 13th
thereisnogod: (via isreal) Ahh…Truth will set you FREE!
Apr 13th
Saving Money: 112 Ways To Save Money
Apr 13th
This is the same bullshit that FaceBook & Google pull....
Apr 13th

46&2 just ahead of you....

Apr 13th
via www.crocco.net Stratos and Ram-Man were my favorite...
Apr 13th
“Republicans have become embarrassing to watch. And it...”
— Krugman: “Republicans...
Apr 13th
Watch Watch
thereisnogod: Just like in real life.  Infomercial galore.
Apr 13th
Watch Watch
TV news abroad and their take on American news….mainly Fox.
Apr 13th
Hello darkness my old friend…..I’ve come to talk to you again…
Apr 13th
Polar bear attacks woman at Berlin Zoo
Apr 13th

Expensive

I think it sucks that everything is not only expensive….but also nothing I need or want to...
Apr 13th
Watch Watch
Mythbusters doing what they do best….making me laugh and blowing shit up.
Apr 13th
Wall Street Salary Caps Drive Away Assholes
Apr 13th
sexywomen: Jessica Biel is sexy.
Apr 13th

Translating real-estate listings to real...

marco: “Bedroom fits a queen-sized bed”: The bedroom only fits a queen-sized bed. If there’s any...
Apr 13th
thereisnogod: azspot: Jeremy Nell The best one so far.
Apr 12th
sexywomen: Brook Burke is sexy.
Apr 11th
What The Hell? Why Are There CompUSA Stores?
Apr 11th
morningstar: Park Ave Shocker 2 in the pink and 1 in the...
Apr 10th
thedailywhat: RJ Matson.
Apr 10th
Just noticed the email feature on Tumblr.  Wanted to check...
Apr 10th
sexywomen: Even sexier in real life (like speechless and...
Apr 10th
Apple begins countdown to 1 billion App Store...
Apr 10th
thereisnogod: azspot: nakedpastor
Apr 10th
sexywomen: Stacy Keibler is sexy.
Apr 10th
thereisnogod: legos: jesusislove: lollodj:ginzuna: (via...
Apr 10th
sexywomen: Vanessa Marcil is sexy.
Apr 10th
sexywomen: Mila Kunis is sexy. Wow is Mila Kunis sexy.
Apr 10th
Kanye West: I've Been Humbled By 'South Park'
Apr 10th
sexywomen: bendmeover: beyondporno:sexblog.ru Tera...
Apr 10th
sexywomen: Gina Gershon is sexy.
Apr 9th
sexywomen: Jennifer Aniston is sexy. I play for “Team...
Apr 9th
bendmeover: La fabrique d’oxymorons - Rue Bricabrac via...
Apr 9th
sexywomen: Alyssa Milano is sexy.
Apr 9th
sexywomen: Megan Fox is sexy.
Apr 9th
The End of Christian America
Apr 9th
I thought I had no patience.
Apr 9th
TMNT fan.
Apr 9th
thereisnogod: I wonder if I will be forgiven? If I have...
Apr 9th
Apr 9th
thereisnogod: benisadork: istealpens: ...
Apr 9th
sexywomen: Adriana Lima is sexy.
Apr 9th
Apr 9th
sexywomen: Jamie Pressly is sexy.
Apr 9th

Fighting over...

McDonald’s breakfast on the Consumerist…
Apr 9th

Some Quotes from our First Drug Czar,...

poortaste: “There are 100,000 total marijuana smokers in the US, and most are Negroes, Hispanics,...
Apr 9th
U2's manager wants the power to cut off your...
Apr 9th
sexywomen: Ahh…RollerGirl “Are we going to...
Apr 9th
Watch Watch
thereisnogod: As I was taught in school, America was started by Pilgrims who left due to...
Apr 9th
Love these.
Apr 9th

Not sure how

but yesterday while posting about NNN’s down to earth people I forgot to mention Jared!
Apr 9th

Communication

is key to anything.  Without it not only can nothing get done, but we would still be living in...
Apr 9th
Love this plane.
Apr 9th
Watch Watch
Pretty funny stuff but their site is fugly as all hell.
Apr 9th
Watch Watch
Spectacular! 
Apr 9th
“Phillip Alpert found out the hard way. He had just turned 18...”
— ‘Sexting’ lands...
Apr 9th
via i.dailymail.co.uk Ohhh hi kitties!
Apr 9th
(via legos)
Apr 8th
Good..Apple and Microsoft are in opposite situations.  Now...
Apr 8th

Posting

Like a fuckin machine today.
Apr 8th
The 50 Best Selling Games of this Decade (So...
Apr 8th
sexywomen: elle-belle: Untitled
Apr 8th
sexywomen: After much deliberation, Kari Wurhur has won...
Apr 8th
Buying time: Sex spray for men
Apr 8th

Star Trek drinks

2.- Beam Me Up Scotty { recipe } [ Serve in Cordial Glass ]  3/4 oz Kahlua® coffee liqueur 3/4 oz...
Apr 8th
Pat Benatar - Top 10 Rock Hall of Fame Snubs...
Apr 8th
Someone should tell this guy that each hi hat is $100 to...
Apr 8th
morningstar: falconieri: Fucking around with Google and...
Apr 8th
Just one reason to have a child..gain boobage.
Apr 8th
“Cramer is a buffoon,” said Roubini, a New York...”
— Roubini: CNBC’s Jim...
Apr 8th
According to Google…this is a picture of my wife.  I...
Apr 8th
Fucking around with Google and found this great shot from...
Apr 8th

The world

“The world is quite beautiful, it’s people that fuck it up.” -My father
Apr 8th
Listen Listen
Ohh yeah, its like that.
Apr 8th
5 Ways Companies Breed Incompetence
Apr 8th
legos: GPOYW That is insanely awesome. 
Apr 8th

Television

Over the years I have noticed how brain dead TV is….and I mean it sucks.  There is nothing...
Apr 8th
via hijinksensue.com
Apr 8th
poortaste: buchino: This is me and my beard and the sand...
Apr 8th
Rumor: AT&T To Start Forcing iPhone Data Plan...
Apr 8th
lumber: sweatersandsquids: iammattjordan: ...
Apr 8th
Oil Companies Reluctant to Follow Obama’s...
Apr 8th
“LIMBAUGH: Charles, Barack Obama is president of the United...”
— Republican Caller Tells...
Apr 8th
Taylor Swift Nipple Pictures
Apr 7th
I really dislike the fact that Tumblr is becoming...
Apr 7th
wideeyedhippiechild: (via morebetter) Well of course. ...
Apr 7th
Damn it….Satan has tempted me.
Apr 7th
Apr 7th
Apr 7th
Just found these while cleaning out email.  I do not think I...
Apr 7th
Apr 7th

It's official.....

I had Mono and didn’t even know it.  
Apr 7th
20 Hot Celebrities We Want To See Naked in...
Apr 7th
Jets F-16 Fighting Falcon always reminds me...
Apr 7th
Sienna Miller is drop dead gorgeous. 
Apr 7th