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iansanity: d-min: Jalopnik - F-22 Raptor Breaks Sound...
Jul 2nd
friendlyatheist: LOL god: Trifecta While in an “after...
Jul 1st
Ok…well fuck you too!
Jul 1st
sexywomen: Before and after she had her mental breakdown,...
Jul 1st
Watch Watch
::Pounds his chest:: That is pretty badass though
Jul 1st
16 Famous Man Myths… Debunked!
Jul 1st
The fastest growing cities in the United...
Jul 1st
This chart should be taught in grade school.
Jul 1st
No thank you.
Jul 1st
Disorderly genius: How chaos drives the brain
Jul 1st
More YouTube jerkoffs.
Jul 1st
“We spend the first twelve months of our children’s lives...”
— Phyllis Diller (via dailycow)...
Jul 1st
chuckmore: hortenseg: On this day in 1979, Sony released...
Jul 1st
Watch Watch
thereisnogod: azspot: Take Your Gun to Church “he’s an American now”….is the best fucking line.
Jul 1st

Work

I am not sure if it is the fact that it takes up most of my day, my co-workers and bosses are...
Jul 1st
Michael Jackson Fans are Committing Suicide
Jul 1st
Illegal drugs such as Ecstasy showing up as...
Jul 1st
thereisnogod: superdoofus-stratodrive: gpoyw ...
Jul 1st
“Apple so far hasn’t commented on the issue and has...”
— AppleInsider | White iPhone...
Jul 1st
superdoofus-stratodrive: nudawn: fatmanatee: It’s the...
Jul 1st
Watch Watch
lego arcade.
Jun 30th
Dear Tim Burton Please do not admit to anyone that this...
Jun 30th
Mythbuster Adam Savage Tweets His Way Out of...
Jun 30th
Wow your spelling sucks.
Jun 30th
For a bench?
Jun 30th
Are human beings impossible to ape?
Jun 30th

But I got....

to begin again…..though I don’t know how to start….Yes I got to begin...
Jun 30th
via apod.nasa.gov Wow
Jun 30th
“Wow, haters! My passion, the sport that made me who I am,...”
— Skating at White House: Bad or...
Jun 29th

You

are helping me to feel completely unappreciated.
Jun 29th
Bible-Dispensing Family Arrested At Pride...
Jun 29th
This is sick.
Jun 29th

Monday mornings...

::me:: Good morning Richie. ::Richie:: ::grunts:: Ahh…nothing like a Monday morning.
Jun 29th
“The modern world, as Kafka predicted, has become a world...”
— Chris Hedges (via azspot)
Jun 29th
7 / 7 The veteran: With Apple’s success secured, Jobs...
Jun 29th
“Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental...”
— P. J. O’Rourke (via dailycow)...
Jun 28th
via imgur.com
Jun 28th
That would be a very interesting conversation.
Jun 28th
thereisnogod: via img145.imageshack.us This is beyond...
Jun 28th
Watch Watch
Stryker has the most creative and funny drinking problem I have ever come across.
Jun 26th
"Jersey" Girl's Sordid Past - June 23, 2009
Jun 26th

Do you think I am stupid?

The cleaning guy is begging me to leave my office door open (IT department) so they can...
Jun 26th
sexywomen: I am a full believer that she can go head to...
Jun 26th

377. Cellphones have amplifiers. There's...

(via rulesformyunbornson) I need to remember that.
Jun 26th
“At the meeting, he gave no indication that he was...”
— South Carolina Governor...
Jun 26th
Understanding Credit Card Debt & Credit Card...
Jun 26th
Imagine this fuckin thing coming after you just like this.
Jun 26th
Guards are the worst prison-rapists
Jun 26th
I am very tempted to spend the money, of which I do not...
Jun 26th
ACLU: No One is Above the Law
Jun 26th
Watch Watch
Last thing about Jackson….now I am done.   Chappelle rocks.
Jun 26th
South Park Episode Player - The Jeffersons
Jun 26th
Scientologists launch new TV ads
Jun 26th
via imgur.com
Jun 26th
azspot: Rob Rogers
Jun 26th
lumber: freshmensalley: fuckyeahtattoos: he’s only been...
Jun 26th
lumber: mistaobseen: antoinetta:bonesandbows:...
Jun 26th
thecakeisalie: lascatola20: Selvaggio blu (via Tati@) ...
Jun 25th
icanread: (via tiresome)
Jun 25th
Since when is Chris Griffens’ voice Seth McFarlane?
Jun 25th
Nice
Jun 25th

'Stay Hungry. Stay Foolish.'

Jun 25th
“Goodbye, Discs The current generation of Internet-connected...”
— Imagining the Sony PlayStation...
Jun 25th
sexywomen: Huge fan of her looks.  She is completely raw....
Jun 25th
Jun 25th
20 years later, how Batman changed the movie...
Jun 25th
“Chips And Dip Cops: Prostitute, Frito-Lay worker agreed on...”
— Chips And Dip - June 24, 2009 ...
Jun 25th
“As a longtime professional songwriter, I have always...”
— Richard Marx (!) attacks RIAA...
Jun 25th
When Pac-Mac joins Twitter.
Jun 25th
gangers: bowlingalleylawyer: via I absolutely hate feet...
Jun 25th
“Buffett: Jobs’ surgery should have been reported...”
— AppleInsider | Bogged down...
Jun 25th
doyouknowwhatmovie: While out for my wife’s birthday, we...
Jun 25th
Irresistible Ice Cream Truck Treats
Jun 24th
GPOYW-
Jun 24th
Wow….(APod)
Jun 24th
Hook me up with that FREE piano.
Jun 24th
sexywomen: The hottest model ever.  Satan’s temptress and...
Jun 24th
Arabic language and writing is really beautiful.
Jun 24th
Jun 23rd

Disable iPhone/iPods

Anyone know of a way or program or script that will allow me to disable the iPhone and iPod Touch so...
Jun 23rd
“Bubblicious? Reader’s Digest reporters interviewed 25...”
— Reconsider your vices - Living...
Jun 23rd
Ice cream ban at memorial site
Jun 23rd

Jaded

My jaded boss is giving relationship advice to some co-workers.  Not a good idea.
Jun 23rd
Street Fighter IV Attracts the Country's Top...
Jun 23rd

Shit adds up

My compassion is broken now. My will is eroded, and my desire stolen and it makes me feel ugly. ...
Jun 23rd
Apple’s Management Obsessed With Secrecy
Jun 23rd
Jon and Kate file for divorce
Jun 23rd
Watch Watch
John Hodgeman semi roasting Obama.
Jun 22nd
Consumerist - AIG's WCIA 2009 Award Mailed
Jun 22nd

Do packages of printer ink really need...

(via gentleman) I am going to say yes.  Since they cost more than my car payments per month, if...
Jun 22nd

Kissing for fixing an iPod

This lady was so excited that I fix her iPod she must have kissed me 10 times in the 3 minutes that...
Jun 22nd
“The U.S. Court of Appeals for the District of Columbia...”
— Court Will Not Revive Plame...
Jun 22nd
“Peace is not merely a distant goal that we seek, but a means...”
— Martin Luther King Jr. (via...
Jun 22nd
Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, Cocksucker, Motherfucker, and Tits
Jun 22nd
Salvation Mountain
Jun 22nd
Watch Watch
iPhone semi-true/satire.
Jun 22nd
When Internetless, Don't Pay For Directory...
Jun 22nd
Oval Dwarf Planet Named for Hawaiian Goddess
Jun 22nd
thereisnogod: This is not the seperation of church and...
Jun 22nd
legos: efalconieri: (via randominternet) Hahaha!
Jun 22nd
Awesome footage from inside Blue Angels #7...
Jun 22nd
Apple sells over 1 million iPhone 3G Ss in...
Jun 22nd
Texas strip club sues 14-year-old exotic...
Jun 22nd
(via doyouknowwhatmovie) This is one of my all time...
Jun 22nd
(via looklook) Damn….she is very cute in a very sexy...
Jun 22nd
“Movies are different things to different people, but to the...”
— Bow Before Spectacle: 10...
Jun 22nd
Creation Ministries International - Bible...
Jun 22nd
azspot: Jeff Danziger
Jun 22nd
Richard Lugar: US Should Sit Down With...
Jun 21st
Fantastic weekend bachelor party for this Viking.  Turns out...
Jun 21st
eatsleepdraw: A vector I did about two months ago. This...
Jun 21st
sexywomen: 3snoh3ram: louves: mattress That is sexy....
Jun 21st
thecakeisalie: thelos: allthatglittersispink: ...
Jun 21st
jamieelizabeth: alanfm78: whiskeyandgoatsmilk: Dr. Egon...
Jun 19th
Watch Watch
After searching for some shit on YouTube…which their search sucks….. I came across this...
Jun 19th
Thank God.  My wife has always tried to get me to do this...
Jun 19th
Wow….who needs therapy when you have this...
Jun 19th
Fuck yeah.
Jun 19th
This is so cool.
Jun 19th
Who said dogs are stupid?
Jun 19th
danniopark: the cutest and stylish dog i ever seen ...
Jun 19th

Jason Jones, Daily Show last night.

Last night one of this jokes during this segment: “What did one Jewish bird say to the other...
Jun 19th
Movies That Deserve Do-Overs
Jun 18th
Olive Garden Pulls Letterman Ads Over Palin...
Jun 18th
eatsleepdraw: Pretty On The Inside Wow….that is so...
Jun 18th
Incase too small…click here.
Jun 18th

Facebook is so insensitive...

jamieelizabeth: “Jamie, show your dad some love this Father’s Day! Click here to share some love!...
Jun 18th
Memo To White People: There Is No War Against...
Jun 18th
PETA wishes Obama hadn't swatted that fly
Jun 18th
thecakeisalie: brigno: (via friendlyatheist) “I don’t...
Jun 18th
“As people become more intelligent they care less for...”
— Robert G. Ingersoll (via...
Jun 18th
Even though I am a fan….he is a goober.
Jun 18th
yeah well eat me….I didn’t your...
Jun 17th
PBS Bans New Religious Programming, Allows...
Jun 17th
storiedilego: mrmozorising: morgenstern:...
Jun 17th
::said like Martin Lawrence in Boomerang::...
Jun 17th
sexywomen: This picture is more her cuteness or “beauty”...
Jun 17th
Watch Watch
“Child out of wedlock?” “Slut of a wife?”  ”Letterman is...
Jun 17th
Borders punctuation…..fail
Jun 17th
Sarah Palin Accepts David Letterman's Apology
Jun 16th
(via friendlyatheist) Shhhhiiiiiiiiitttt.
Jun 16th
(via sixteenacross)
Jun 16th
handclap: sexy shirt mariah Besides the sexy shirt she...
Jun 16th

Advertising....

the more I see commercials in everything and where, the more I am not going to buy them. 
Jun 16th

Dear Craigslist posters.....

if you want to sell your item…purchase or use your cell phones camera….and take a...
Jun 16th
legos: This is great advertising.
Jun 16th
“The day I get married is the day I’ll get divorced”
— -Overheard a guy say this to...
Jun 15th
Who is a good dog that shits all over my house!?!?!
Jun 15th
Watch Watch
Future tablet.
Jun 15th
(via legos) Love this one.
Jun 15th
(via legos)
Jun 15th
Please just go away…slowly while you take your clothes...
Jun 15th

Mac Vs PC

Since I am the Mac guy at work I guess it would only be natural for Mac Guys and PC guys to have...
Jun 15th

Sarah Bareilles.....

has such a beautiful voice and exquisite piano.  One of my new favorites.
Jun 15th
Not the first time I have seen this “ghost”.  It...
Jun 15th
thereisnogod: Christ the Redeemer (Portuguese: O Cristo...
Jun 15th
doyouknowwhatmovie: Do you know what movie he starred in...
Jun 15th
“Safari 4: 11 million downloads in three days. Friday, June...”
— LOOPRumors - Safari 4: 11...
Jun 14th
poortaste: (via bringtheruckuss) If this is real I need to...
Jun 14th
(via bringtheruckuss)
Jun 14th
thereisnogod: (via friendlyatheist)
Jun 13th
(via friendlyatheist)
Jun 13th
artsandcrafts: via Love this.
Jun 13th
Sarah Palin "Today" Show Interview With Matt...
Jun 13th
Sarah Palin "Today" Show Interview With Matt...
Jun 13th
Sarah Palin "Today" Show Interview With Matt...
Jun 13th
(via friendlyatheist) Well…at least its more...
Jun 12th
petswhowanttokillthemselves: “I’m really getting sick of...
Jun 12th

My Boss....

Just found out his kid has Swine Flu…..and he is yelling “PENIS” in the office.
Jun 12th
doyouknowwhatmovie: Who does this guy get to go home to and...
Jun 12th
Dog Gets Stoned At Seattle Park
Jun 12th
doyouknowwhatmovie: Jared is correct….
Jun 12th
Bill would turn down volume on TV ads
Jun 12th
thereisnogod: Ok…so I will trade you the “cup of christ” for...
Jun 12th
New study shows iPhone users to be in a class...
Jun 12th
doyouknowwhatmovie: ?
Jun 12th

Life imitates art

sharingtime: You know how when we all saw that hilarious Bill Murray movie “Groundhog Day” and it...
Jun 12th
averagemaryjane: weedweedweed: better than chocolate ...
Jun 12th
(via crashedcar) Maybe I was the inspiration for this....
Jun 12th

"Fucked in the head"

doyouknowwhatmovie: “ I think you’re all fucked in the head. We’re ten hours from the fucking fun...
Jun 12th
Wanda Poltawska, John Paul II Book Author,...
Jun 12th
Sarah Palin "Today" Show Interview With Matt...
Jun 12th
“Apple said Friday that more than 11 million copies of its...”
— AppleInsider | Apple sees 11...
Jun 12th
sexywomen: She is hot
Jun 12th
Obama Writes Note For Fourth Grader Playing...
Jun 12th
(via friendlyatheist)
Jun 12th
(via friendlyatheist) Friendly Atheist has some great...
Jun 12th
doyouknowwhatmovie: Ben is a dork….and he is a CORRECT dork…
Jun 11th

Pro Internet Tip

poortaste: Autoplay = OFF Tell the kids. Could not agree more..
Jun 11th
sexywomen: How did Tom Cruise actually manage to get his...
Jun 11th
doyouknowwhatmovie: ?
Jun 11th

Julia Allison

Who is she?  What is Non Society?  Why is she really hot and look like Sandra Bullock? ::update::...
Jun 11th
Why Web Developers Don't Need A Mac
Jun 11th
Inmate Sues Over 55-Hour Erection
Jun 11th
morningstar: falconieri: I do not make this shit up.  This...
Jun 11th
Wow.
Jun 11th

tumblarity--the final word

jaimeleighfairbrother: Tumblarity measures popularity and activity—not quality.  That the top...
Jun 11th
sexywomen: I thought I have seen every picture she has...
Jun 11th
Why Apple keeps iPhone specifications quiet
Jun 11th
“For millennia, societies and religions have participated in...”
— Would Jesus Discriminate
Jun 11th
I do not make this shit up.  This is an email from one of...
Jun 11th
doyouknowwhatmovie: Finally!  Nice job.
Jun 11th
This is awesome.
Jun 11th
Letterman Responds To Palin Over Jokes
Jun 11th
(via crashedcar) Anyone else want Peanut Butter and Jelly...
Jun 11th
lumber: tinrulestheworld: padayon: quote-book: (via...
Jun 11th
freethepaedos: gondaba: “The Smoking Gun” … kill yourself...
Jun 11th
Former Apple hardware chief appointed as...
Jun 10th

Webbos..

Means balls in slang Spanish.  Palm Pre…in my hand….sucking my webbos.
Jun 10th

It's not that....

I care too much about Tumblarity, but I do not understand why it would drop like 10 or points in a...
Jun 10th
10 karaoke songs no one wants to hear --...
Jun 10th
sexywomen: I’ll put her in the 2’s. Eva Longoria…all...
Jun 10th
NASA photos reveal destruction of 99% of...
Jun 10th
“Here’s a bumper sticker I’d like to see: “We are the proud...”
— George Carlin (via azspot)
Jun 10th
“In the photo, Obama has his feet propped up on a desk inside...”
— Obama Shoe Photo Seen As...
Jun 10th
MS Exchange in small company
Jun 10th
Twelve Misunderstandings of Evolution
Jun 10th
Proof that sex sells.
Jun 10th
Top 10 Ways to Provoke a Geek Argument
Jun 10th

Spank it

Send pic of hot woman to boss ::boss::  She is beautiful!  I could actually spank it to her also....
Jun 10th

IT call of the day.

::intern::  My wifi is not working so I need an ethernet cable. ::me::  Well the cable is not going...
Jun 10th

pro sports are bullshit

poortaste: optimisto: sup Tumblr? I just have to get this off my chest - capitalism ruling...
Jun 10th
“NBC got really lazy on this one, as Jane Krakowski looks...”
— Brian Lynch: 30 ROCK is a...
Jun 10th
sexywomen: From the hair to the scar to the glasses… Tina...
Jun 10th
“I’m quitting unclear expectations and relationships and I...”
— Why I’m Quitting Social Media...
Jun 10th
“Whatever the purpose may be, be it for entertainment...”
— Why I’m Quitting Social Media...
Jun 10th
Watch Watch
The Internet is for Porn - Sesame Street Style! (via sinodanido)
Jun 10th
doyouknowwhatmovie: ” I see…America drinking the fabulous cocktails I make….I see America getting...
Jun 10th
People who sign up for Twitter, post once,...
Jun 10th
Apple stuns WWDC crowd with pulsating App...
Jun 10th
Shut Up About the iPhone 3GS' Upgrade Price
Jun 10th
What did I miss?  Since when has Obama been a profit?  
Jun 10th

Multitasking

: :Boss:: yo duuude
: Me::yar
this cannot be that good if we are talking over aim....: )
: :boss:: i need, as quick as u can, a list of people ur gonna image, and a timeframe. you dont have to lock yourself down like crazy, say perhaps 3 people per week or so, or whatever you were planning.. but i needs it on paper
nah.. no biggie bro.
: :Me:: ohh..ok
I have been emailing everyone I am going to image with ~it cced
Laz and Anika tomorrow...and Luciana and someone else the next day...so on.
Are emails not good?
: :B:: nah.. the Alberto, just wants a hard copy so he can nail me with it, when it goes off schedule (and when i say nail me, its not super crucial)
hes funny that way.. organized and shit.. i dont get it
: :M:: is this just between us? is that why are typing on aim?
just curious why we are not talking about it since you are 10 feet away
: :boss:: lolz.. yes matthew, its our lil secret
lolz
: :M:: seriously?
: :B:: dunno.. makes me feel like im multitasking..
lol
hahaha
Jun 9th

Fake Laugh.

I do not like when people fake laugh.  I will get more angry in that second then if they punched me....
Jun 9th
Wow.
Jun 9th
A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes by Fotie...
Jun 9th
legos: Where in the world are these ads and why the hell...
Jun 9th
People will pay for anything.
Jun 9th

Apple Profit

This is genius. 1) Apple culture heavily weighted towards having latest shiny object 2) AT&T...
Jun 9th
sexywomen: Never knew she did Playboy back in 2003....
Jun 9th
“Flatter me, and I may not believe you. Criticize me, and I...”
— William Arthur Ward (via...
Jun 9th
Scary Bible Quotes
Jun 9th
nikography: i sincerely believe that nextnewnetworks...
Jun 9th
“”
— “Next thing you know you’ll be...
Jun 9th

Tumblr questions

I fully do not understand how they work.  Some question marks give me the “let people...
Jun 9th
“I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns...”
— Groucho Marx  (via...
Jun 9th

George Washington

thereisnogod: “Religious controversies are always productive of more acrimony and irreconcilable...
Jun 9th
insertname: Hands up if you read this in the voice of the...
Jun 9th
“One’s mind, once stretched by a new idea never regains its...”
— Oliver Wendell Holmes (via...
Jun 9th

Marco's update from WWDC

david: This is so incredible. John: This is like going to the Super Bowl of whatever sport you...
Jun 8th
No idea what breed this is but I love it.
Jun 8th
Yeah…he is not gay at all..
Jun 8th
Jesus Animated in 64 Bit nockFORCE Glory
Jun 8th
Airwolf covers 2 things I love…Black and white...
Jun 8th
Sarah Palin's Yankee Stadium Visit
Jun 8th
shutupinternet: malty: the Manchester Civil Justice...
Jun 8th

Battery Charges

AppleInsider:  300 charges typical, Does this mean the battery will last you under one year?  I...
Jun 8th
“::boss:: Why is it every time I mention my...”
Jun 8th

If you are the smartest person in the...

(via poortaste) hahah  I will be moving from company to company….ohh wait…I am already...
Jun 8th

Apple/Tivo/Tv box (full computer)

This is the only thing I want Apple to come out with and soon.  Mac Mini’s are awesome hooked...
Jun 8th
Heather Graham: Tantric Sex 'Works For Me'
Jun 8th
Tumblr enhancements please. I would love to see the ability...
Jun 8th

Tumblr enhancements for choosing Tumblr...

I would love to see the ability to CHANGE the blog inside the queue<edit panel.
Jun 8th

RRay

sexywomen: I work right by her studio and I have to say I am not a fan.  She would be really...
Jun 8th
Should Congress investigate why oil is...
Jun 8th
doyouknowwhatmovie: TV Show….do you know what movie this is?
Jun 8th
Gun-Loving Pastor: Piece Be With You
Jun 8th

Memory

I have to remember that my memory is not good anymore.
Jun 8th
Teach a Kid to Argue
Jun 8th
doyouknowwhatmovie: (via giant-girls) One of my...
Jun 8th
Spectacular. 
Jun 8th
via img208.imageshack.us Love this.
Jun 8th
sexywomen: Other than the forrest… Cindy Crawford is...
Jun 8th
Google images are funny.
Jun 8th
doyouknowwhatmovie: (via shakedownstreet) “Get some from...
Jun 8th
“The fact is that capitalism is a feudal system, which...”
— Evert Cilliers (via azspot)
Jun 8th
Jun 8th
Atheist nations are more peaceful ::update::
Jun 7th
Apple Gets Pwned, SF Store Is Now Advertising...
Jun 7th
Reach DirecTV On Twitter
Jun 6th
I love helicopters.  
Jun 6th
“It is no surprise to me that hardly anyone tells the truth...”
— Henry Rollins (via poortaste)
Jun 6th
thereisnogod: If you need anymore proof that religion is...
Jun 6th

I think it's time we retire consumerism....

(via poortaste) Fuck yeah.
Jun 6th
“If you want to see what your body will look like tomorrow,...”
Jun 6th
theresistance: theartist: rubyriewer: (via...
Jun 6th

Punishing a dog....

sucks.
Jun 5th
webbo: insertname: (via thefrogman) Over to you...
Jun 5th
webbo: thefrogman: wordscanfallshort: Never name your...
Jun 5th

Lady GaGa

sexywomen: is really fucking ugly.  Thank you and carry on.
Jun 5th
25 And Over
Jun 5th

Three women in the past week have told...

jamieelizabeth: falconieri: jamieelizabeth: betweennowandforever: payoladeville: ...
Jun 5th

Three women in the past week have told...

jamieelizabeth: betweennowandforever: payoladeville: betweennowandforever: I’m not sure what...
Jun 5th
The 7 Best Foods to Eat When You're Stoned
Jun 5th
Listen Listen
I miss them so much…
Jun 5th
“June 3, 2009 - One of the biggest box office smashes of 2007...”
— IGN: The Decepticons: A...
Jun 5th
doyouknowwhatmovie: “You don’t fix stuff…” GPOYF- Michael...
Jun 5th
That is beautiful.
Jun 5th
hahah
Jun 5th

Laziness

::employee:: This printer is currently broke.  Do you know when it will be fixed? ::Me:: Not...
Jun 5th