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iansanity: d-min: Jalopnik - F-22 Raptor Breaks Sound...

Jul 2nd

friendlyatheist: LOL god: Trifecta While in an “after...

Jul 1st

Ok…well fuck you too!

Jul 1st

sexywomen: Before and after she had her mental breakdown,...

Jul 1st

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::Pounds his chest:: That is pretty badass though

Jul 1st

16 Famous Man Myths… Debunked!

Jul 1st

The fastest growing cities in the United...

Jul 1st

This chart should be taught in grade school.

Jul 1st

No thank you.

Jul 1st

Disorderly genius: How chaos drives the brain

Jul 1st

More YouTube jerkoffs.

Jul 1st

“We spend the first twelve months of our children’s lives...”
— Phyllis Diller (via dailycow)...

Jul 1st

chuckmore: hortenseg: On this day in 1979, Sony released...

Jul 1st

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thereisnogod: azspot: Take Your Gun to Church “he’s an American now”….is the best fucking line.

Jul 1st

Work

I am not sure if it is the fact that it takes up most of my day, my co-workers and bosses are...

Jul 1st

Michael Jackson Fans are Committing Suicide

Jul 1st

Illegal drugs such as Ecstasy showing up as...

Jul 1st

thereisnogod: superdoofus-stratodrive: gpoyw ...

Jul 1st

“Apple so far hasn’t commented on the issue and has...”
— AppleInsider | White iPhone...

Jul 1st

superdoofus-stratodrive: nudawn: fatmanatee: It’s the...

Jul 1st

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lego arcade.

Jun 30th

Dear Tim Burton Please do not admit to anyone that this...

Jun 30th

Mythbuster Adam Savage Tweets His Way Out of...

Jun 30th

Wow your spelling sucks.

Jun 30th

For a bench?

Jun 30th

Are human beings impossible to ape?

Jun 30th

But I got....

to begin again…..though I don’t know how to start….Yes I got to begin...

Jun 30th

via apod.nasa.gov Wow

Jun 30th

“Wow, haters! My passion, the sport that made me who I am,...”
— Skating at White House: Bad or...

Jun 29th

You

are helping me to feel completely unappreciated.

Jun 29th

Bible-Dispensing Family Arrested At Pride...

Jun 29th

This is sick.

Jun 29th

Monday mornings...

::me:: Good morning Richie. ::Richie:: ::grunts:: Ahh…nothing like a Monday morning.

Jun 29th

“The modern world, as Kafka predicted, has become a world...”
— Chris Hedges (via azspot)

Jun 29th

7 / 7 The veteran: With Apple’s success secured, Jobs...

Jun 29th

“Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental...”
— P. J. O’Rourke (via dailycow)...

Jun 28th

via imgur.com

Jun 28th

That would be a very interesting conversation.

Jun 28th

thereisnogod: via img145.imageshack.us This is beyond...

Jun 28th

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Stryker has the most creative and funny drinking problem I have ever come across.

Jun 26th

"Jersey" Girl's Sordid Past - June 23, 2009

Jun 26th

Do you think I am stupid?

The cleaning guy is begging me to leave my office door open (IT department) so they can...

Jun 26th

sexywomen: I am a full believer that she can go head to...

Jun 26th

377. Cellphones have amplifiers. There's...

(via rulesformyunbornson) I need to remember that.

Jun 26th

“At the meeting, he gave no indication that he was...”
— South Carolina Governor...

Jun 26th

Understanding Credit Card Debt & Credit Card...

Jun 26th

Imagine this fuckin thing coming after you just like this.

Jun 26th

Guards are the worst prison-rapists

Jun 26th

I am very tempted to spend the money, of which I do not...

Jun 26th

ACLU: No One is Above the Law

Jun 26th

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Last thing about Jackson….now I am done.   Chappelle rocks.

Jun 26th

South Park Episode Player - The Jeffersons

Jun 26th

Scientologists launch new TV ads

Jun 26th

via imgur.com

Jun 26th

azspot: Rob Rogers

Jun 26th

lumber: freshmensalley: fuckyeahtattoos: he’s only been...

Jun 26th

lumber: mistaobseen: antoinetta:bonesandbows:...

Jun 26th

thecakeisalie: lascatola20: Selvaggio blu (via Tati@) ...

Jun 25th

icanread: (via tiresome)

Jun 25th

Since when is Chris Griffens’ voice Seth McFarlane?

Jun 25th

Nice

Jun 25th

'Stay Hungry. Stay Foolish.'

Jun 25th

“Goodbye, Discs The current generation of Internet-connected...”
— Imagining the Sony PlayStation...

Jun 25th

sexywomen: Huge fan of her looks.  She is completely raw....

Jun 25th

Jun 25th

20 years later, how Batman changed the movie...

Jun 25th

“Chips And Dip Cops: Prostitute, Frito-Lay worker agreed on...”
— Chips And Dip - June 24, 2009 ...

Jun 25th

“As a longtime professional songwriter, I have always...”
— Richard Marx (!) attacks RIAA...

Jun 25th

When Pac-Mac joins Twitter.

Jun 25th

gangers: bowlingalleylawyer: via I absolutely hate feet...

Jun 25th

“Buffett: Jobs’ surgery should have been reported...”
— AppleInsider | Bogged down...

Jun 25th

doyouknowwhatmovie: While out for my wife’s birthday, we...

Jun 25th

Irresistible Ice Cream Truck Treats

Jun 24th

GPOYW-

Jun 24th

Wow….(APod)

Jun 24th

Hook me up with that FREE piano.

Jun 24th

sexywomen: The hottest model ever.  Satan’s temptress and...

Jun 24th

Arabic language and writing is really beautiful.

Jun 24th

Jun 23rd

Disable iPhone/iPods

Anyone know of a way or program or script that will allow me to disable the iPhone and iPod Touch so...

Jun 23rd

“Bubblicious? Reader’s Digest reporters interviewed 25...”
— Reconsider your vices - Living...

Jun 23rd

Ice cream ban at memorial site

Jun 23rd

Jaded

My jaded boss is giving relationship advice to some co-workers.  Not a good idea.

Jun 23rd

Street Fighter IV Attracts the Country's Top...

Jun 23rd

Shit adds up

My compassion is broken now. My will is eroded, and my desire stolen and it makes me feel ugly. ...

Jun 23rd

Apple’s Management Obsessed With Secrecy

Jun 23rd

Jon and Kate file for divorce

Jun 23rd

Watch

John Hodgeman semi roasting Obama.

Jun 22nd

Consumerist - AIG's WCIA 2009 Award Mailed

Jun 22nd

Do packages of printer ink really need...

(via gentleman) I am going to say yes.  Since they cost more than my car payments per month, if...

Jun 22nd

Kissing for fixing an iPod

This lady was so excited that I fix her iPod she must have kissed me 10 times in the 3 minutes that...

Jun 22nd

“The U.S. Court of Appeals for the District of Columbia...”
— Court Will Not Revive Plame...

Jun 22nd

“Peace is not merely a distant goal that we seek, but a means...”
— Martin Luther King Jr. (via...

Jun 22nd

Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, Cocksucker, Motherfucker, and Tits

Jun 22nd

Salvation Mountain

Jun 22nd

Watch

iPhone semi-true/satire.

Jun 22nd

When Internetless, Don't Pay For Directory...

Jun 22nd

Oval Dwarf Planet Named for Hawaiian Goddess

Jun 22nd

thereisnogod: This is not the seperation of church and...

Jun 22nd

legos: efalconieri: (via randominternet) Hahaha!

Jun 22nd

Awesome footage from inside Blue Angels #7...

Jun 22nd

Apple sells over 1 million iPhone 3G Ss in...

Jun 22nd

Texas strip club sues 14-year-old exotic...

Jun 22nd

(via doyouknowwhatmovie) This is one of my all time...

Jun 22nd

(via looklook) Damn….she is very cute in a very sexy...

Jun 22nd

“Movies are different things to different people, but to the...”
— Bow Before Spectacle: 10...

Jun 22nd

Creation Ministries International - Bible...

Jun 22nd

azspot: Jeff Danziger

Jun 22nd

Richard Lugar: US Should Sit Down With...

Jun 21st

Fantastic weekend bachelor party for this Viking.  Turns out...

Jun 21st

eatsleepdraw: A vector I did about two months ago. This...

Jun 21st

sexywomen: 3snoh3ram: louves: mattress That is sexy....

Jun 21st

thecakeisalie: thelos: allthatglittersispink: ...

Jun 21st

jamieelizabeth: alanfm78: whiskeyandgoatsmilk: Dr. Egon...

Jun 19th

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After searching for some shit on YouTube…which their search sucks….. I came across this...

Jun 19th

Thank God.  My wife has always tried to get me to do this...

Jun 19th

Wow….who needs therapy when you have this...

Jun 19th

Fuck yeah.

Jun 19th

This is so cool.

Jun 19th

Who said dogs are stupid?

Jun 19th

danniopark: the cutest and stylish dog i ever seen ...

Jun 19th

Jason Jones, Daily Show last night.

Last night one of this jokes during this segment: “What did one Jewish bird say to the other...

Jun 19th

Movies That Deserve Do-Overs

Jun 18th

Olive Garden Pulls Letterman Ads Over Palin...

Jun 18th

eatsleepdraw: Pretty On The Inside Wow….that is so...

Jun 18th

Incase too small…click here.

Jun 18th

Facebook is so insensitive...

jamieelizabeth: “Jamie, show your dad some love this Father’s Day! Click here to share some love!...

Jun 18th

Memo To White People: There Is No War Against...

Jun 18th

PETA wishes Obama hadn't swatted that fly

Jun 18th

thecakeisalie: brigno: (via friendlyatheist) “I don’t...

Jun 18th

“As people become more intelligent they care less for...”
— Robert G. Ingersoll (via...

Jun 18th

Even though I am a fan….he is a goober.

Jun 18th

yeah well eat me….I didn’t your...

Jun 17th

PBS Bans New Religious Programming, Allows...

Jun 17th

storiedilego: mrmozorising: morgenstern:...

Jun 17th

::said like Martin Lawrence in Boomerang::...

Jun 17th

sexywomen: This picture is more her cuteness or “beauty”...

Jun 17th

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“Child out of wedlock?” “Slut of a wife?”  ”Letterman is...

Jun 17th

Borders punctuation…..fail

Jun 17th

Sarah Palin Accepts David Letterman's Apology

Jun 16th

(via friendlyatheist) Shhhhiiiiiiiiitttt.

Jun 16th

(via sixteenacross)

Jun 16th

handclap: sexy shirt mariah Besides the sexy shirt she...

Jun 16th

Advertising....

the more I see commercials in everything and where, the more I am not going to buy them. 

Jun 16th

Dear Craigslist posters.....

if you want to sell your item…purchase or use your cell phones camera….and take a...

Jun 16th

legos: This is great advertising.

Jun 16th

“The day I get married is the day I’ll get divorced”
— -Overheard a guy say this to...

Jun 15th

Who is a good dog that shits all over my house!?!?!

Jun 15th

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Future tablet.

Jun 15th

(via legos) Love this one.

Jun 15th

(via legos)

Jun 15th

Please just go away…slowly while you take your clothes...

Jun 15th

Mac Vs PC

Since I am the Mac guy at work I guess it would only be natural for Mac Guys and PC guys to have...

Jun 15th

Sarah Bareilles.....

has such a beautiful voice and exquisite piano.  One of my new favorites.

Jun 15th

Not the first time I have seen this “ghost”.  It...

Jun 15th

thereisnogod: Christ the Redeemer (Portuguese: O Cristo...

Jun 15th

doyouknowwhatmovie: Do you know what movie he starred in...

Jun 15th

“Safari 4: 11 million downloads in three days. Friday, June...”
— LOOPRumors - Safari 4: 11...

Jun 14th

poortaste: (via bringtheruckuss) If this is real I need to...

Jun 14th

(via bringtheruckuss)

Jun 14th

thereisnogod: (via friendlyatheist)

Jun 13th

(via friendlyatheist)

Jun 13th

artsandcrafts: via Love this.

Jun 13th

Sarah Palin "Today" Show Interview With Matt...

Jun 13th

Sarah Palin "Today" Show Interview With Matt...

Jun 13th

Sarah Palin "Today" Show Interview With Matt...

Jun 13th

(via friendlyatheist) Well…at least its more...

Jun 12th

petswhowanttokillthemselves: “I’m really getting sick of...

Jun 12th

My Boss....

Just found out his kid has Swine Flu…..and he is yelling “PENIS” in the office.

Jun 12th

doyouknowwhatmovie: Who does this guy get to go home to and...

Jun 12th

Dog Gets Stoned At Seattle Park

Jun 12th

doyouknowwhatmovie: Jared is correct….

Jun 12th

Bill would turn down volume on TV ads

Jun 12th

thereisnogod: Ok…so I will trade you the “cup of christ” for...

Jun 12th

New study shows iPhone users to be in a class...

Jun 12th

doyouknowwhatmovie: ?

Jun 12th

Life imitates art

sharingtime: You know how when we all saw that hilarious Bill Murray movie “Groundhog Day” and it...

Jun 12th

averagemaryjane: weedweedweed: better than chocolate ...

Jun 12th

(via crashedcar) Maybe I was the inspiration for this....

Jun 12th

"Fucked in the head"

doyouknowwhatmovie: “ I think you’re all fucked in the head. We’re ten hours from the fucking fun...

Jun 12th

Wanda Poltawska, John Paul II Book Author,...

Jun 12th

Sarah Palin "Today" Show Interview With Matt...

Jun 12th

“Apple said Friday that more than 11 million copies of its...”
— AppleInsider | Apple sees 11...

Jun 12th

sexywomen: She is hot

Jun 12th

Obama Writes Note For Fourth Grader Playing...

Jun 12th

(via friendlyatheist)

Jun 12th

(via friendlyatheist) Friendly Atheist has some great...

Jun 12th

doyouknowwhatmovie: Ben is a dork….and he is a CORRECT dork…

Jun 11th

Pro Internet Tip

poortaste: Autoplay = OFF Tell the kids. Could not agree more..

Jun 11th

sexywomen: How did Tom Cruise actually manage to get his...

Jun 11th

doyouknowwhatmovie: ?

Jun 11th

Julia Allison

Who is she?  What is Non Society?  Why is she really hot and look like Sandra Bullock? ::update::...

Jun 11th

Why Web Developers Don't Need A Mac

Jun 11th

Inmate Sues Over 55-Hour Erection

Jun 11th

morningstar: falconieri: I do not make this shit up.  This...

Jun 11th

Wow.

Jun 11th

tumblarity--the final word

jaimeleighfairbrother: Tumblarity measures popularity and activity—not quality.  That the top...

Jun 11th

sexywomen: I thought I have seen every picture she has...

Jun 11th

Why Apple keeps iPhone specifications quiet

Jun 11th

“For millennia, societies and religions have participated in...”
— Would Jesus Discriminate

Jun 11th

I do not make this shit up.  This is an email from one of...

Jun 11th

doyouknowwhatmovie: Finally!  Nice job.

Jun 11th

This is awesome.

Jun 11th

Letterman Responds To Palin Over Jokes

Jun 11th

(via crashedcar) Anyone else want Peanut Butter and Jelly...

Jun 11th

lumber: tinrulestheworld: padayon: quote-book: (via...

Jun 11th

freethepaedos: gondaba: “The Smoking Gun” … kill yourself...

Jun 11th

Former Apple hardware chief appointed as...

Jun 10th

Webbos..

Means balls in slang Spanish.  Palm Pre…in my hand….sucking my webbos.

Jun 10th

It's not that....

I care too much about Tumblarity, but I do not understand why it would drop like 10 or points in a...

Jun 10th

10 karaoke songs no one wants to hear --...

Jun 10th

sexywomen: I’ll put her in the 2’s. Eva Longoria…all...

Jun 10th

NASA photos reveal destruction of 99% of...

Jun 10th

“Here’s a bumper sticker I’d like to see: “We are the proud...”
— George Carlin (via azspot)

Jun 10th

“In the photo, Obama has his feet propped up on a desk inside...”
— Obama Shoe Photo Seen As...

Jun 10th

MS Exchange in small company

Jun 10th

Twelve Misunderstandings of Evolution

Jun 10th

Proof that sex sells.

Jun 10th

Top 10 Ways to Provoke a Geek Argument

Jun 10th

Spank it

Send pic of hot woman to boss ::boss::  She is beautiful!  I could actually spank it to her also....

Jun 10th

IT call of the day.

::intern::  My wifi is not working so I need an ethernet cable. ::me::  Well the cable is not going...

Jun 10th

pro sports are bullshit

poortaste: optimisto: sup Tumblr? I just have to get this off my chest - capitalism ruling...

Jun 10th

“NBC got really lazy on this one, as Jane Krakowski looks...”
— Brian Lynch: 30 ROCK is a...

Jun 10th

sexywomen: From the hair to the scar to the glasses… Tina...

Jun 10th

“I’m quitting unclear expectations and relationships and I...”
— Why I’m Quitting Social Media...

Jun 10th

“Whatever the purpose may be, be it for entertainment...”
— Why I’m Quitting Social Media...

Jun 10th

Watch

The Internet is for Porn - Sesame Street Style! (via sinodanido)

Jun 10th

doyouknowwhatmovie: ” I see…America drinking the fabulous cocktails I make….I see America getting...

Jun 10th

People who sign up for Twitter, post once,...

Jun 10th

Apple stuns WWDC crowd with pulsating App...

Jun 10th

Shut Up About the iPhone 3GS' Upgrade Price

Jun 10th

What did I miss?  Since when has Obama been a profit?  

Jun 10th

Multitasking

: :Boss:: yo duuude
: Me::yar
this cannot be that good if we are talking over aim....: )
: :boss:: i need, as quick as u can, a list of people ur gonna image, and a timeframe. you dont have to lock yourself down like crazy, say perhaps 3 people per week or so, or whatever you were planning.. but i needs it on paper
nah.. no biggie bro.
: :Me:: ohh..ok
I have been emailing everyone I am going to image with ~it cced
Laz and Anika tomorrow...and Luciana and someone else the next day...so on.
Are emails not good?
: :B:: nah.. the Alberto, just wants a hard copy so he can nail me with it, when it goes off schedule (and when i say nail me, its not super crucial)
hes funny that way.. organized and shit.. i dont get it
: :M:: is this just between us? is that why are typing on aim?
just curious why we are not talking about it since you are 10 feet away
: :boss:: lolz.. yes matthew, its our lil secret
lolz
: :M:: seriously?
: :B:: dunno.. makes me feel like im multitasking..
lol
hahaha

Jun 9th

Fake Laugh.

I do not like when people fake laugh.  I will get more angry in that second then if they punched me....

Jun 9th

Wow.

Jun 9th

A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes by Fotie...

Jun 9th

legos: Where in the world are these ads and why the hell...

Jun 9th

People will pay for anything.

Jun 9th

Apple Profit

This is genius. 1) Apple culture heavily weighted towards having latest shiny object 2) AT&T...

Jun 9th

sexywomen: Never knew she did Playboy back in 2003....

Jun 9th

“Flatter me, and I may not believe you. Criticize me, and I...”
— William Arthur Ward (via...

Jun 9th

Scary Bible Quotes

Jun 9th

nikography: i sincerely believe that nextnewnetworks...

Jun 9th

“”
— “Next thing you know you’ll be...

Jun 9th

Tumblr questions

I fully do not understand how they work.  Some question marks give me the “let people...

Jun 9th

“I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns...”
— Groucho Marx  (via...

Jun 9th

George Washington

thereisnogod: “Religious controversies are always productive of more acrimony and irreconcilable...

Jun 9th

insertname: Hands up if you read this in the voice of the...

Jun 9th

“One’s mind, once stretched by a new idea never regains its...”
— Oliver Wendell Holmes (via...

Jun 9th

Marco's update from WWDC

david: This is so incredible. John: This is like going to the Super Bowl of whatever sport you...

Jun 8th

No idea what breed this is but I love it.

Jun 8th

Yeah…he is not gay at all..

Jun 8th

Jesus Animated in 64 Bit nockFORCE Glory

Jun 8th

Airwolf covers 2 things I love…Black and white...

Jun 8th

Sarah Palin's Yankee Stadium Visit

Jun 8th

shutupinternet: malty: the Manchester Civil Justice...

Jun 8th

Battery Charges

AppleInsider:  300 charges typical, Does this mean the battery will last you under one year?  I...

Jun 8th

“::boss:: Why is it every time I mention my...”

Jun 8th

If you are the smartest person in the...

(via poortaste) hahah  I will be moving from company to company….ohh wait…I am already...

Jun 8th

Apple/Tivo/Tv box (full computer)

This is the only thing I want Apple to come out with and soon.  Mac Mini’s are awesome hooked...

Jun 8th

Heather Graham: Tantric Sex 'Works For Me'

Jun 8th

Tumblr enhancements please. I would love to see the ability...

Jun 8th

Tumblr enhancements for choosing Tumblr...

I would love to see the ability to CHANGE the blog inside the queue<edit panel.

Jun 8th

RRay

sexywomen: I work right by her studio and I have to say I am not a fan.  She would be really...

Jun 8th

Should Congress investigate why oil is...

Jun 8th

doyouknowwhatmovie: TV Show….do you know what movie this is?

Jun 8th

Gun-Loving Pastor: Piece Be With You

Jun 8th

Memory

I have to remember that my memory is not good anymore.

Jun 8th

Teach a Kid to Argue

Jun 8th

doyouknowwhatmovie: (via giant-girls) One of my...

Jun 8th

Spectacular. 

Jun 8th

via img208.imageshack.us Love this.

Jun 8th

sexywomen: Other than the forrest… Cindy Crawford is...

Jun 8th

Google images are funny.

Jun 8th

doyouknowwhatmovie: (via shakedownstreet) “Get some from...

Jun 8th

“The fact is that capitalism is a feudal system, which...”
— Evert Cilliers (via azspot)

Jun 8th

Jun 8th

Atheist nations are more peaceful ::update::

Jun 7th

Apple Gets Pwned, SF Store Is Now Advertising...

Jun 7th

Reach DirecTV On Twitter

Jun 6th

I love helicopters.  

Jun 6th

“It is no surprise to me that hardly anyone tells the truth...”
— Henry Rollins (via poortaste)

Jun 6th

thereisnogod: If you need anymore proof that religion is...

Jun 6th

I think it's time we retire consumerism....

(via poortaste) Fuck yeah.

Jun 6th

“If you want to see what your body will look like tomorrow,...”

Jun 6th

theresistance: theartist: rubyriewer: (via...

Jun 6th

Punishing a dog....

sucks.

Jun 5th

webbo: insertname: (via thefrogman) Over to you...

Jun 5th

webbo: thefrogman: wordscanfallshort: Never name your...

Jun 5th

Lady GaGa

sexywomen: is really fucking ugly.  Thank you and carry on.

Jun 5th

25 And Over

Jun 5th

Three women in the past week have told...

jamieelizabeth: falconieri: jamieelizabeth: betweennowandforever: payoladeville: ...

Jun 5th

Three women in the past week have told...

jamieelizabeth: betweennowandforever: payoladeville: betweennowandforever: I’m not sure what...

Jun 5th

The 7 Best Foods to Eat When You're Stoned

Jun 5th

Listen

I miss them so much…

Jun 5th

“June 3, 2009 - One of the biggest box office smashes of 2007...”
— IGN: The Decepticons: A...

Jun 5th

doyouknowwhatmovie: “You don’t fix stuff…” GPOYF- Michael...

Jun 5th

That is beautiful.

Jun 5th

hahah

Jun 5th

Laziness

::employee:: This printer is currently broke.  Do you know when it will be fixed? ::Me:: Not...

Jun 5th