Stephen Von Worley mapped the location of every McDonald’s in the Lower 48 states.
Sad: the furthest you can be from a McDonald’s in the Lower 48 is 145 miles by car. Sadder: I expected it to be less than that.
It appears as tho the viral infection has saturated the host. If the host does not begin to retaliate, its body will atrophy completely.
South Dakota is the only state that has a fighting shot. But sadly, they will succumb to BBQ sauce just like the rest of the nation.
